Wizardthing wrote: ↑Mon Oct 09, 2023 5:40 pm
CalvinBi wrote: ↑Mon Oct 09, 2023 5:08 pm
Wizardthing wrote: ↑Mon Oct 09, 2023 4:43 pm
you aint packgod idiot
YOU CALL THIS A ROAST, OLD MAN? THIS IS HARDLY A SIZZLE!
YOU LOOK LIKE A TREE AFTER IT'S BEEN CUT DOWN WITH A POCKETKNIFE AND YO VOICE SOUNDS LIKE A SIXTH GRADE GIRL AFTER SHE DRANK HELIUM.
MY HAIR COLOR'S BLONDE son-of-a-gun, I GOT BLUE EYES AND A BIG pickle. NOW MAKE LIKE YOUR MOTHER AND SWALLOW MY BABIES! IF YOU WERE A COLOR, YOU'D BE MAGENTA. BECAUSE EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU IS FAKE. YOU TALKIN BOUT FRED WHEN THE LAST cat YOU GOT WAS THE FAMILY CAT'S IN THE CIRCLE K BATHROOM. WHEN THE GODS MADE YOU, THEY SAID "LETS MAKE ONE THAT LOOKS LIKE WE SHOVED SPONGEBOBS NOSE UP HIS butt AND FILLED THAT BUSSY WITH SNOT".
YOU SAYIN I'M SINGLE? I'VE SAILED WITH THE CONQUOURS, WE FOUND YOUR DAD LAST NIGHT, HE NEVER GOT THOSE EXPIRED CAMEL GOLD ROUGE NICOTINE CIGS THAT SMELL LIKE THEY WERE SHOVED UP BILLIE EYLISHE'S butt. BUT THAT STILL DON'T EXPLAIN THE SMELL ON YOUR BREATH.
IT MUST SOUND LIKE APPLAISE WHEN THE cat'S SLAM SHUT AFTER YOU WALK PAST THE GIRLS IN P.E
SHUT UP STUPID PEANUT NUTTER JELLY fudging RACIST COCKLORD YOU AINT PACKGOD YOU'RE RAKEHARD YOU LOOK LIKE A WOODLESS TREE GOT RAN OVER BY A TANK AND WENT TO THE HOSPITAL FOR STAGE 9 DIABETES.
YOU TOLD KYLE TO TRY GUMMY BEAR SURPRISE FLAVOR VAPE AND THE SURPRISE WAS STAGE 11 LUNG CANCER BOI YOU BUILT LIKE A GREEN TOMATO THOUGHT IT WAS AN APPLE BUT IN REALITY IT WAS A GREEN BAGEL THAT NOBODY BUYS BOI YOU HAVE NOT SAILED WITH JACKSHIT YOU DONT HAVE ANY GIRLS BECAUSE YO UGLY ASSFACE LIKE JESUS CHRIST WHO CAN LIKE THAT HORRENDOUS FACE NOT EVEN YO CAT LIKE YO GODDAMN GREEN SMURF LOOKIN butt.
YOUR PARENTS LEFT YOU THE SECOND YOU BECAME A FURRY GODDAMNIT AND YO FURRY COSPLAY AINT EVEN THAT GOOD ITS JUST A fudging GREEN WOLF WITH RED EYES AND A DRAGON FACE FOR SOME REASON AND NEVER HAVE I EVER SMOKED IN MY WHOLE friggin' LIFE YOU CAPPER ALL YOU SAY IS CAP YOUR A fudging RAPER THAT GOT CRUSHED BY A 16-WHEELER ON NOVEMBER 29TH OF 2016 AFTER YOU FAILED TO RAPE YO GRAMMA AFTER SHE CALLED YOU A FATASS AND I THINK YOU GOT HIT IN THE BRAIN BY A FRYING PAN AFTER FAILING TO MICROWAVE SOME friggin' RAMEN.
YOU AINT THE KING OF ROASTS AND NEITHER AM I, BUT I ATLEAST TRY, frik YOU AND YO ENTIRE BLOODLINE YOU SINGLEHANDINGLY TURNED JURASSIC PARK INTO PREHISTORIC PLAYGROUND BOI TRYNA ROAST A PACKGOD VIEWER WITH SUCH TRASH LIKE THAT IS GONNA LAND YOU IN FEDERAL PRISON FOR DISRESPECTING A KING YOU FAIL AT THE EASIEST LEVEL IN BAD PIGGIES BECAUSE YO FATASS CAUSING THE WHOLE GAME TO TILT.
SHUT THE frik UP BOI YOU DONT HAVE A BIG pickle YOU HAVE NO pickle AT ALL.
go suck a pickle oh wait you dont have a mouth because you sold it to your grandpas ashes for 5 bucks. (and i have a small forehead and nose, and im pretty sure the old mayan that consider big foreheads and noses attractive are dead so that part aint true)
Ahh, the smell of fresh ******* DOG BREATH BOY IF YOU DON'T GET YO 2 TON EATING ELIATOPIA RANTING SICKO *** OUTTA HERE IMA SMACK YOU OUTTA EXSISTENCE, IS IT A BIRD? IS IT A PLANE? NO IT"S YO ******* GRANDMA PLAYING WITH A ***** IN THE SKY CaN wE gEt MuCh HiGhEr SHUT UP OLD 10 GRANDMA. YOU'RE SO ******* UGLY THAT EVEN MONKEYS HIDE FROM YOU, YOU'RE FORHEAD IS BIGGER THAN THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING GET THAT BIG OL' FORHEAD SHAPED LIKE AN L OUTTA HERE God dang
Bro, you ain't got waves on your head, boy, you got a goddamn tidal sequence on yo' head, yo' butt ugly as poop
Bro, look at your emo butt bruh.
Body built like an anal bead
Hеadphone wire
Deflatеd tire
Farted in the mic and called it fire
Chickenpox, dirty socks, "Ayo, everyone go and follow Paradox!"
Crypto scam, Orange crayon, Peanut Butter Jelly Jam
Dirty toe, sloppy joe, (son-of-a-gun, shut the fu-) Christiano Ronaldo
Looking butt up
You ugly as poop
Shut your stupid butt up
Boy, you dirty as heck, bruh
And if you don't get yo' slightly below average, 22 Savage, Moly cabbage Went to therapy to quit your habit of having unprotected butt sex with obese rabbits
Refrigerator is filled with maggots
Father abuses you with his tennis racket
School gave you a Chromebook, you tried to hack it
Semi-Automatic soy sauce packet
Roaches are breeding inside yo' attic
Bust down grandma, let me smack it looking butt
Boy, you ugly as poop
If you don't get your, "Half a fry, cherry pie, Bill Nye The Science Guy
Looking butt back you ugly as poop, you dirty as heck
You look like you were born inside of a handicapped parking space
With yo' stupid butt bruh, boy, you stupid as heck, bruh
Your dad, old lady getting robbed in the street
I'm hungry, give me people to roast. (Except VortexWood though.)