Pokemon Nuzlocke thread

[cinos]

A lapras used perish song and I nearly pιssed myself, thankfully switching out and kicking it's αss with lean was good enough.

UGH FVCKING FINALLY

[cinos]

bruh fvck that I ain't replaying the entire game again, let's go


first the cold bιτch



I lost lean, I lost my best pokemon to ice beam...not fair

[cinos]

...




fvcking boomer



yeah yeah it's

sup dickunt

oh

[cinos]

I'm a fvcking idiot.


okay NOW I'm just fvcked...unless

FVCK!
And he's just gonna use a full restore....

[cinos]

THANKS FOR THE SUNLIGHT, ΑSSHOLE!
PREPARE TO GET TURNED INTO A SALAD!

GET
FVCKED!



Troopas how the FVCK are you alive??


EAT SHΙΤ AND DIE YOU OVERRATED PHALLIC METAPHOR!! WOO YEAH

SUCKS TO BE YOU!!

[cinos]

ha

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I mean this is a cockfighting sim, I'm not the one who beat the shιτ out of a 7 foot tall frog...

:0

[cinos]

hurrah to the victors

and hurraga to the fallen


The untouchables of box 1 went on different career paths by using "cockfighting mercenary" in their bio. A surprisingly large amount got jobs related to carpentry. Pig God is still sleeping.

Some are still mad two pokemon got executed for no reason



I should do this more often

[troopas]