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Dumb dumb theory

Post by cinos » Sat Jul 16, 2022 12:07 pm

Okay this is not like the other time I had a legitimate story theory, this is more of a question and/or headcanon.

Why would the guild hall and Hall of Fame exist?

SIMPLE, the guild hall is a place where people can report "terrorist groups" in Eliatopia, note how there are no guilds with Eliatopians in them, it's a rigged system made to criminalize human groups, activists and fighters alike, under the same banner.

The hall of fame is also a hall that showcases some of the most infamous criminals, "80k squisher kills" shows how that person is a demented sick fvck who has stepped on 80k "ants" in Eliatopia for kicks. The pvp podium and other podiums are more literal, I mean, 10k kills in the woods? That's a criminal right there, keep your kids away, vote for xantis!! /s

tl;dr it's all there to show humans as murderous criminals, perfect for Eliatopia's anti-human sentiment.
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Re: Dumb dumb theory

Post by Joey!! » Sat Jul 16, 2022 1:17 pm

cinos wrote:
Sat Jul 16, 2022 12:07 pm
Okay this is not like the other time I had a legitimate story theory, this is more of a question and/or headcanon.

Why would the guild hall and Hall of Fame exist?

SIMPLE, the guild hall is a place where people can report "terrorist groups" in Eliatopia, note how there are no guilds with Eliatopians in them, it's a rigged system made to criminalize human groups, activists and fighters alike, under the same banner.

The hall of fame is also a hall that showcases some of the most infamous criminals, "80k squisher kills" shows how that person is a demented sick fvck who has stepped on 80k "ants" in Eliatopia for kicks. The pvp podium and other podiums are more literal, I mean, 10k kills in the woods? That's a criminal right there, keep your kids away, vote for xantis!! /s

tl;dr it's all there to show humans as murderous criminals, perfect for Eliatopia's anti-human sentiment.
yes thats a good theory why u call it dumb
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Re: Dumb dumb theory

Post by we_can » Mon Jul 18, 2022 1:20 am

say what you want
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but i am the coolest player alive

and you wonder why im not in hof or in a guild
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Re: Dumb dumb theory

Post by cinos » Mon Jul 18, 2022 1:06 pm

we_can wrote:
Mon Jul 18, 2022 1:20 am
say what you want
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but i am the coolest player alive

and you wonder why im not in hof or in a guild
Naw it's coz you never grind or log in lole :0
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Re: Dumb dumb theory

Post by Oceanhat1 » Mon Jul 18, 2022 5:03 pm

hey we can, whats that place lolol
when is the new update gonna come? :| :?: :roll:

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Re: Dumb dumb theory

Post by MasterSwan » Mon Jul 18, 2022 8:41 pm

cinos wrote:
Mon Jul 18, 2022 1:06 pm
we_can wrote:
Mon Jul 18, 2022 1:20 am
say what you want
Image
but i am the coolest player alive

and you wonder why im not in hof or in a guild
Naw it's coz you never grind or log in lole :0
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Dont you see his lil eyeballs and his big brain down there, hes gonna kill u now
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Re: Dumb dumb theory

Post by we_can » Tue Jul 19, 2022 2:28 am

cinos wrote:
Mon Jul 18, 2022 1:06 pm
we_can wrote:
Mon Jul 18, 2022 1:20 am
say what you want
Image
but i am the coolest player alive

and you wonder why im not in hof or in a guild
Naw it's coz you never grind or log in lole :0
Image
lmao despite that i could snatch one of those hof statues at any given moment
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmblXu9kpizGeIwMNLHWPvQ

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Re: Dumb dumb theory

Post by cinos » Tue Jul 19, 2022 3:52 am

we_can wrote:
Tue Jul 19, 2022 2:28 am
cinos wrote:
Mon Jul 18, 2022 1:06 pm
we_can wrote:
Mon Jul 18, 2022 1:20 am
say what you want
Image
but i am the coolest player alive

and you wonder why im not in hof or in a guild
Naw it's coz you never grind or log in lole :0
Image
lmao despite that i could snatch one of those hof statues at any given moment
if you mean the bribe one, don't take it as an achievement, only reason me and kambaal1 are doing that is because we're clinically insane.
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Re: Dumb dumb theory

Post by we_can » Tue Jul 19, 2022 4:37 am

cinos wrote:
Tue Jul 19, 2022 3:52 am
we_can wrote:
Tue Jul 19, 2022 2:28 am
cinos wrote:
Mon Jul 18, 2022 1:06 pm


Naw it's coz you never grind or log in lole :0
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lmao despite that i could snatch one of those hof statues at any given moment
if you mean the bribe one, don't take it as an achievement, only reason me and kambaal1 are doing that is because we're clinically insane.
fame is fame ;)
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