Talk about anything Eliatopia related.
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cyro557
- Posts:657
- Joined:Mon Aug 19, 2019 1:24 am
- Location:Wisconsin
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by cyro557 » Sat Aug 29, 2020 2:15 pm
This kid was crying at the mall today cause he lost his $200. i game him $70 from the 200 i found today. when god blesses you you bless others.
YT:Nerfski
Discord:cyro557#7569
HH:cyro557
Elia:cyro/cyro557
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Satan
- Posts:204
- Joined:Thu Feb 13, 2020 9:19 pm
- Location:heck
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by Satan » Sat Aug 29, 2020 3:48 pm
And Satan said unto Jonathan, "come forth, my child, and you shall receive eternal wisdom." But Jonathan came fifth and got a toaster
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troopas
- Posts:3886
- Joined:Wed Jul 24, 2019 7:17 pm
- Location:Hypixel
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by troopas » Sat Aug 29, 2020 6:27 pm
bump I need more jokes

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Insomnia
- Posts:694
- Joined:Sun Aug 18, 2019 9:34 pm
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by Insomnia » Sun Aug 30, 2020 4:58 am

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mike
- Posts:379
- Joined:Fri May 22, 2020 5:04 am
- Location:308 Negra Arroyo Lane. Mexico, Albaquerque
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by mike » Sun Aug 30, 2020 7:51 am
e, now give me 49k
go watch breaking bad
eliatopia discord:(if you have one) https://discord.gg/qFcKTtS
my discord:.mike#1112
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thecowboy
- Posts:54
- Joined:Thu Dec 26, 2019 9:41 pm
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by thecowboy » Sun Aug 30, 2020 12:30 pm
My husband purchased a world map and then gave me a dart and said, “Throw this and wherever it lands—that’s where I’m taking you when this pandemic ends.” Turns out, we’re spending two weeks behind the fridge.
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troopas
- Posts:3886
- Joined:Wed Jul 24, 2019 7:17 pm
- Location:Hypixel
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by troopas » Mon Aug 31, 2020 10:02 pm
These are pretty good..only accepting 2 more replies
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Zuji
- Posts:467
- Joined:Mon Jan 13, 2020 1:07 am
- Location:Northern Hemisphere
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by Zuji » Tue Sep 01, 2020 1:59 am
A man walks into a zoo.
The only animal there is a single dog.
It is a shitzu.
From, Zuji
Eliatopia: Zuji
Discord: Zuji#7832
Gmail: Private
PM me on discord or on Eliatopia for any questions!
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troopas
- Posts:3886
- Joined:Wed Jul 24, 2019 7:17 pm
- Location:Hypixel
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by troopas » Tue Sep 01, 2020 9:51 pm
it's between ....
SATAN AND ZUJI
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I'm gonna give you BOTH the 50k. (50k NOT 25k)
PM me in game your jokes were both pretty good because i'd never seen them and they were actually funny to me. Cyro would have won by a landslide but i'd seen that joke like 5 times before so rip.