an almost exact tutorial on how to beat eliatopia without progressing the story like at all or leveling up

[Wizardthing]

eliatopia is beatable without doing like any of the story or leveling up through: hopping out of bounds in room 6 or 7 (i forgot) to skip the need to reach level 6 or get a hardhat, making your way through the pvp areas, jumping over the guy that blocks you from entering alion city without progressing the story, riding a scorpee and using another to get past the need to find the ninja in the tropical place, completely skip the factory and the mushroom place by jumping over the road blockade, getting into the concioussness research facility by dodging INSANELY powerful enemies, getting to the boss room, not dying and waiting for the people grinding the boss to kill it, running into the nowly opened door, talking to the scientist, running back to alion, getting through the ancient town or whatever the frik its called, reading the diary, going into the gas station in the area between templar whatever the frik its called and templar town, talking to the red guy, reading the book there, going back to the ancient whatever the frik, going through the gate, running through the robots, waiting for people to kill collosus or whatever its called, running through the gate, going into xantis' lair, waiting for people to kill xantis, running through the nowly opened door, and watching the ending cutscene, and thats how you beat eliatopia without doing like anything the game intends you to do

i spent 4 whole minutes typing this in the pizza tower united community edition discord

[Teddy~]

eliatopia is beatable without doing like any of the story or leveling up through: hopping out of bounds in room 6 or 7 (i forgot) to skip the need to reach level 6 or get a hardhat, making your way through the pvp areas, jumping over the guy that blocks you from entering alion city without progressing the story, riding a scorpee and using another to get past the need to find the ninja in the tropical place, completely skip the factory and the mushroom place by jumping over the road blockade, getting into the concioussness research facility by dodging INSANELY powerful enemies, getting to the boss room, not dying and waiting for the people grinding the boss to kill it, running into the nowly opened door, talking to the scientist, running back to alion, getting through the ancient town or whatever the frik its called, reading the diary, going into the gas station in the area between templar whatever the frik its called and templar town, talking to the red guy, reading the book there, going back to the ancient whatever the frik, going through the gate, running through the robots, waiting for people to kill collosus or whatever its called, running through the gate, going into xantis' lair, waiting for people to kill xantis, running through the nowly opened door, and watching the ending cutscene, and thats how you beat eliatopia without doing like anything the game intends you to do

i spent 4 whole minutes typing this in the pizza tower united community edition discord

Brehhh you leak

[Teddy~]

This will be very unfair

[Teddy~]

Let them suffer like me banned

[Teddy~]

Deleted that tutorial when